Christmas From God’s Front Porch

Apollo 8: Earthrise. Courtesy NASA.

Forty-four years ago, three Americans shared a rather unique Christmas observance with the rest of the world. From nasa.gov:

Apollo 8, the first manned mission to the Moon, entered lunar orbit on Christmas Eve, December 24, 1968. That evening, the astronauts; Commander Frank Borman, Command Module Pilot Jim Lovell, and Lunar Module Pilot William Anders did a live television broadcast from lunar orbit, in which they showed pictures of the Earth and Moon seen from Apollo 8…

William Anders:

“For all the people on Earth the crew of Apollo 8 has a message we would like to send you”.

“In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.”

Jim Lovell:

“And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.”

Frank Borman:

“And God said, Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.”

Borman then added, “And from the crew of Apollo 8, we close with good night, good luck, a Merry Christmas, and God bless all of you – all of you on the good Earth.”

Here’s hoping more of us get to share that experience within our lifetimes, and from a front-row seat.

Merry Christmas!

Her Majesty’s Silent Service

How the attack sub HMS Conqueror pulled off one of the most audacious heists of the Cold War. Thirty years later, the story of Operation Barmaid can finally be told.

“The British believed they were selected because they had more skilled submariners, and exercises do seem to bear this out. British submariners tend not to play by the book to the extent that the Americans do.

“The more cynical view has it that if a British sub was caught the diplomatic fall-out would be less severe than if an American one was involved. No one wanted to provoke a superpower confrontation.”

Cutting a towed-array cable and making it look like an accidental loss was no easy task. Before Conqueror was fitted with the television-guided pincers, her sister ship HMS Churchill had tried to steam through an array to sever it from the towing ship. She was damaged and depth-charged for her pains.

Submariners as a group did some pretty hairy stuff during the Cold War, but this took an iron will and brass giblets. For more stories like this, I highly recommend a book called Blind Man’s Bluff.

Read Before You Sign

In other words, the first rule of military life is “never volunteer for anything.” This guy either didn’t get the memo, or didn’t care:

The Man Who Volunteered for Auschwitz

You read that right. Here’s a taste:

The Polish resistance had been hearing horrific first- or second-hand accounts about the conditions inside Auschwitz. These early accounts came primarily from released prisoners, but also from casual observers like railway employees and residents of the nearby village of Oswiecim. The resistance decided they needed someone on the inside.

It is into this environment that Witold Pilecki, a 39-year old veteran of the Polish-Soviet War of 1919-1921 who fought against the initial Nazi invasion and a member of the Polish resistance, volunteered himself in 1940. Pilecki’s mission was to allow himself to be arrested and, once inside Auschwitz, to collect intelligence for the Polish resistance in the country and the government-in-exile in London, and to organize a resistance from inside the camp.

“I think he knew, he realized what he was getting himself into,” said Jacek Pawlowicz, a historian at Poland’s Institute of National Remembrance. “But even so, he was not prepared for the things he was actually able to witness.”

During the next three years, Pilecki was involved in one of the most dangerous intelligence-gathering and resistance operations of the war. He authored three reports about life inside the camp for the Polish resistance. During his incarceration, Pilecki witnessed from the inside Auschwitz’s transformation from a detention facility for political prisoners and Soviet soldiers into one of the Nazis’ deadliest killing machines.

An unbelievable story from a period of history that is unfortunately not that hard to imagine. There is still much evil in this world.

By all means, read the whole thing.

Remembrance

(“A Day Such As This”, originally posted 9/11/2011)

Of the seasons, I’ve always enjoyed Autumn the most. It probably has a lot to do with growing up down South in a home with unreliable air conditioning – by Labor Day each year I was desperate for relief.

Now living in Ohio, I was surprised at how similar late August here can be to South Carolina. I’m not as ready to get it over with, mind you, but I always look forward to those days when the haze finally clears and the sky is blue again.

It was a day just like that when I pulled into the parking lot at our company’s training center for a morning meeting. Sparkling clear, cobalt-blue sky with not a cloud to be found. Ideal weather.

Which turned out to be even more ideal for the truly evil men who were, at that moment, taking over four airliners full of unsuspecting people who were just trying to get on with their day. Some were children who had to experience unspeakable horrors the rest of us can barely imagine.

We found out about the first airplane just as the meeting was getting started. Being aviation people, you can imagine it generated a lot of buzz. How the hell does someone screw up an approach that badly in clear-and-a-million weather?

About the time the buzz died down and we got on with business, we found out about the second plane.

As did every other American, we all came to the same immediate realization: terrorists. There could be no other explanation. We were at war with an enemy that was taking over airplanes and using them as cruise missiles.

And our company probably had at least two hundred planes in the air at that moment.

But for this meeting, I normally would’ve been on the other side of the airfield in our operations center. If you’ve never experienced life in an airline-type control center, it’s a lot like trying to do brain surgery in a casino. I called my shift partner, who confirmed my suspicion that the place had just been turned into a madhouse. And the order had just come over for every single plane in US airspace to land immediately, or risk being identified as hostile.

I said something to the effect of “all right, I’m on the way over.” To which he told me to not bother because they had locked down the facility.

Crap.

Fortunately, my partner was quite skilled and extremely reliable. He took care of our share of flights and helped out anyone else who needed it. At the time, I managed the international desk so our flight volume was low in comparison to the domestic guys. But we made up for that in complexity: one does not just land unannounced in a foreign country. It takes a bit of coordination.

To this day I am still amazed that so many thousands of flights around the country managed to get safely on the ground within an hour or so.

But as our own relatively minor drama  was playing out, matters were getting worse on the eastern seaboard. We learned of the Pentagon strike, and stories began to percolate about a crash in rural Pennsylvania. One of our company’s pilots heard the radio exchange as the terrorists took over United 93.

There’s been a story circulating for years about a fifth airplane that never made it out of the gate. Supposedly another United flight was delayed, and the crew was communicating with their dispatcher when word came about the hijackings. The dispatcher cancelled the flight, and supposedly a half-dozen visibly agitated Arab men stormed off and disappeared into the crowd.

Now, understand the aviation community’s almost as bad as the military when it comes to spreading rumors, but this one sounds entirely plausible. It would’ve made a lot of sense from al Qaeda’s point of view to hit the Pentagon, White House, and Capitol building instead of just two out of three.

I don’t know how much timing played into their plans, how much of a delay they could absorb, but I can say with certainty there’s no way al Qaeda could have pulled off 9/11 if the weather had been anything but crystal-clear throughout the entire northeast corridor. I seriously doubt those numbnuts had the ability to navigate to their targets in instrument conditions. As it is, there’s any number of ways those big airplanes could have gotten away from fairly inexperienced pilots. And I use “pilots” loosely when describing those depraved bastards.

We began an otherwise normal day with no idea that we were about to witness our generation’s Pearl Harbor. Ten years later, I worry that far too many of us refuse to take it seriously. Nothing really bad has happened since, but don’t think for a moment that it’s not because of our efforts. One day, I’m confident that stories will finally emerge about other plans our country managed to stop. Like James Lileks, I fear that something far worse is inevitable given the age we live in.

Until then, never forget. Good people gave their lives trying to save others, others who lost their own lives after just performing the simple act of getting up and going to work. Most of them ended their lives faced with a choice I pray none of us are ever faced with: die in a raging inferno or leap from a hundred-story window. They traded unimaginable agony for indescribable fear as they fell a thousand feet to their deaths.

God rest their souls.

God bless our country and the people who defend it.

The Eagle Has Wings

Neil Armstrong has passed away. He’d not been well, having recently undergone heart surgery.

He was, of course, pretty much at the top of my list of boyhood heroes. And he was certainly the most reclusive of the Apollo veterans, famously avoiding the media spotlight. It’s been speculated that his quiet, taciturn personality was a big reason he landed on the short list of potential first moonwalkers. Continue reading “The Eagle Has Wings”

Twits from Spaaace!!!

It’s not often you find two examples of towering space-related jackassery in the same day (at least in the places where I hang out – if you’re into UFO hunting then your mileage may vary). But thanks to a couple of long-retired government officials, we are treated to a smorgasbord of hot steaming BS.

Yet another “former Air Force officer” comes forward to confirm that yes, Virginia, there were space aliens that crashed in Roswell. In fact, it happened twice. Because I guess if something is good enough to screw up once, then twice must be even better.

Yawn. Remember the ridiculous “Alien Autopsy” TV special on Fox a few years ago? It wouldn’t be surprising if that was a big reason why some people refuse to take Fox News seriously to this day.

So let us move on to more serious fare, in this case a former NASA public affairs officer who insists there’s a dirty little secret hidden in the story of the Apollo 13 rescue. He claims an MIT student contacted the Agency and suggested, “hey fellas, why not just put them on a free-return trajectory?”

“Wow!” one imagines Gene Kranz exclaiming as he slaps his forehead. “And I could’ve had a V8!”

I’ve never had much patience with PR types and this just reinforces the stereotype. Sorry, man, but this is just clueless. And if there were any truth to it, then the whole affair was an even bigger miracle than anyone imagined because free-return was the first thing on their minds after ruling out a direct abort. The lunar transfer orbits were in fact purposefully constructed with that very option – every step of the way they had some kind of escape plan.

If you don’t believe me, read Jim Lovell’s Lost Moon or Gene Kranz’s Failure is Not an Option. Both are front-row views of the whole affair from the guys in charge at both ends of the mission. Kranz’s book has the added benefit of being a fascinating description of the evolution of Mission Control from the first days of Mercury.

An aside: being an operations desk jockey, I’m naturally disposed to the flight controller’s point of view. If you want some good ol’ fashioned gossipy dishing on certain astronaut personalities, Chris Kraft’s Flight makes for another fine selection. His accounts of certain events after reading the astronaut’s versions (either on ground or in flight) are enlightening to say the least. I’ve encountered the exact same types of interactions in my own career, from fighter squadron ready rooms to airline control centers. Kraft’s memoirs gave me the confidence to rely my own observations to spice up certain character traits in Perigee.

As they say, “don’t piss me off, or I’ll put you in my next book.”

How is it I’m always coming back to writing???

Paging Dr. Strangelove

On the heels of the Hiroshima anniversary, Business Insider posts a couple of stories about nukes, missiles, and defenses against such. Both are scary in their own way.

How a bullying general and internet porno cost the Army control of the Missile Defense Agency; a study in leadership failure. Hint: stars on your shoulder still doesn’t give you the right to act like an ass. Unless your name is George S. Patton. Which it ain’t.

Here’s the really scary one, and a good example of why we need missile defense no matter what the Iranians or NoKs do: how close we came to a nuclear exchange with the Russians…in 1995.

I guess we’ll never really be able to stop worrying and love the bomb.

One Giant Leap

Apollo 11 Launch. Credit: NASA

Despite (or perhaps because of) today’s dreary headlines, I’d be neglecting my space-nerd cred if I didn’t point out that today is the 43rd anniversary of the first moon landing.

I was five, and completely obsessed with the whole program. My grandpa loaded me up with Apollo toys from the Gulf station, including some nifty stuff that came inside Tang jars (the official OJ of the space program). The coolest was this little plastic disc that you’d pop out of the lid and bake in the oven. It came out as a perfectly realized Apollo Command Module.

Yeah, I had a couple dozen of them. Plus models. Plus GI Joe astronauts. Plus books. So it was pretty much a no-brainer for my parents to let me stay up well past bedtime to watch the first moonwalk on TV. And I wasn’t the least bit fooled when my Mom called in from the front porch that she could see them up there on the Moon (unlike my little sister, who fell for it).

She couldn’t fool me. I had a telescope, and therefore knew better. Didn’t stop me from trying later on, though…

Our youngest has always had a fascination with the moon. Not sure why – who can explain such things? But I totally get it. When he was younger, he’d ask me if he could go to the moon when he grows up. I told him I certainly hope so. He said “I’m going to go to that moon, and smoke a cigarette when I get there”.

It’s beyond disappointing that we stopped going and have been mired in low Earth orbit ever since. I don’t want this to just be another vague story my kids hear about from their old man – I want them to see it happen again. I want them to have the chance to go – and to go even farther.

Thankfully, that may be even more likely now than it was just ten years ago. Here’s hoping my son has the chance to light up a cig on the moon one day.

But afterwards, he’d #$%@! well better never touch one of those cancer sticks again.