Said every journalism school graduate everywhere. I don’t want to hear another damned word about Fox News’ presumed stupidity:

Just keep thinking to yourself, “THIS IS CNN,” in your best James Earl Jones voice. And while we’re on the subject:

That is not an SNL skit, it is a real screen-cap of real CNN anchor and pompous empty haircut (but I repeat myself) Wolf Blitzer, on the real Celebrity Jeopardy in 2009.
We now return you to our regularly scheduled blogging.